Download or read book Don't Get Me Started written by Kate Clinton and published by Bywater Books. This book was released on 2012-04-02 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kate Clinton’s first book of irreverent humor Let’s get one thing straight. I’m not. I’m out and proud. My closet was huge, complete with a foyer, turnstile, a few dead bolts, and a burglar alarm. It wasn’t until I had lived and slept with a woman for a year that it occurred to me to ask, “Do you think we’re lesbians?”