Download or read book Return of the Jerk written by Andrea Simonne and published by . This book was released on 2015-09-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After five years without a word, her husband has finally decided to come home.Wedding cake baker Blair Thomas loves her life. Her business is thriving, her Seattle condo has a great view of the water, and her refurbished convertible Mustang "Isadora" is the coolest car ever. She barely even thinks about that jerk she married five years ago. The one who abandoned her after four months of marriage. The one who left a note on her pillow saying, "See you later, babe."Seriously, who does that?So what if she was once obsessively in love with him. He's her best friend's older brother and for years he barely knew she was alive. At least she's over him.Definitely over him.The problem is Blair never got around to divorcing him and after five years of traveling the world--Nathan "Road" Church--has finally decided to come home. He arrived on her doorstep this morning, and now he's in her bathroom taking a shower. The nerve! Oh, and did I mention he's still hot? Blair doesn't know what to do.The jerk has returned.