Download or read book Star Wreck II written by Leah Rewolinski and published by St. Martin's Paperbacks. This book was released on 2016-07-19 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fresh from their victory over the dreaded Cellulites, Captain Jean-Luc Ricardo, Captain James T. Smirk, and their plucky crew aboard the U.S.S. Endocrine look forward to relaxing when suddenly, before one can say, "Beam me up", the Jargonites are positioned to attack Earth. An unauthorized, unendorsed, unofficial, and unintelligent parody.