Download or read book Waiter! There's a Guy in My Soup! written by Tyler Kaus and published by . This book was released on 2006-05 with total page 327 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Waiter! There's a Guy in My Soup!" is not very arguably the world's largest collection of fly-in-my-soup jokes. It consists of 868 smart-aleck remarks by wait persons when their customers wax indignant about the unwanted presence of a winged critter in their soup. About four percent of them have been collected from various sources, such as relatives, friends, books, the Internet, etc. - - all are credited whenever the source is known. The remaining ninety-six percent are all the products of the author's wild imagination.