Download or read book 1,000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids written by Michael Kilgarriff and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1986-11-12 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids can never get enough knock-knock jokes. For the insatiable riddler, here are 1,000 jokes that will satisfy the need to tease. Here are knock-knocks about names, songs, insults, sayings, puns, and many, many more, in this laugh-out-loud anthology of knock-knock jokes kids will love. Knock-knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your friend, open the door. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer, I want to tell you a secret.