Never Spank a Porcupine
Author | : Phyllis Tenney Mudgett |
Publisher | : CreateSpace |
Total Pages | : 150 |
Release | : 2014-08-20 |
ISBN-10 | : 1500856126 |
ISBN-13 | : 9781500856120 |
Rating | : 4/5 (120 Downloads) |
Download or read book Never Spank a Porcupine written by Phyllis Tenney Mudgett and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-08-20 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "There's a lot to be said for dairy farming, I keep telling myself. Actually, dairying wouldn't be bad at all if it weren't for cows. Now, no one should infer from this that I don't like cows. I do. I really do, especially with onions, mushrooms, and gravy." So begins this collection of hilarious memoirs from Phyllis Tenney Mudgett, who once sent a letter to the governor of Vermont, offering her body to be stuffed, mounted, and displayed beside "The Last Vermont Panther" in the Vermont History Museum, as a specimen of a rapidly disappearing species: a native born Vermont farmwife. She grew up on a tiny farm in the hills of Vermont surrounded with brothers, male cousins, and rowdy neighbor boys. She held her own. This book covers a part of her eventful life. As she explains, "I don't get up in the morning thinking, 'What outrageous thing can I do today?' Things happen and I cope. Honest."