Download or read book Pedestrian Safety Expert Gets Hit by Bus written by Huw Davies and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2005 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Before picking up Pedestrian Safety Expert Gets Hit by Bus, be prepared to alternately laugh out loud, recoil in horror, and be dumbfounded as page after page of ludicrous and unfathomable, but 100 percent true, tales unfold. The follow-up to the successful Another Weird Year, Pedestrian Safety Expert Gets Hit by Bus is a brand-new collection of bizarre, strange, and outrageous news stories that are so crazy they couldn't be made up! Consider this: A South African woman has difficulty finding one of her favorite foods since moving to another part of the country. Her food of choice? A cup of red sand, which she describes as tasting like cocoa.From crazy animals and blundering criminals to acts of love and plain human error, Pedestrian Safety Expert Gets Hit by Bus is the perfect comic roundup of the year. This trove of truisms offers wacky and weird happenings of everyday people-giving the rest of us a huge sense of relief that there are plenty of people out there who make a mess of things far worse than what we could ever do!