Download or read book Perfect Put-Downs written by Laura Ward and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2009 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don’t get mad--get even! Packed with lightening comebacks and witty ripostes, Perfect Put-Downs is the ideal compendium for anyone who has ever been lost for words in the face of dazzling rudeness or blinding stupidity. It features acid wit from all eras--from the classic vitriol of Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde, and Dorothy Parker, to cutting commentary from such modern comics as Robin Williams, David Letterman, and Joan Rivers. This book proves that while nice is all well and good, nasty is far more fun.