Download or read book The Joke Book for People Who Think Donald Trump is a Joke written by The Unknown Comic and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On September 10, 1945, witnesses claim a Spaceship with Five Aliens aboard crashedon a Mule and Donkey ranch 50 miles outside New York City -- an incident they sayhas been covered up by the military. On June 14, 1946 -- almost exactly Nine Monthsafter that day -- Donald Trump was born. That clears up a lot of things.Whenever I go swimming in the Ocean, I always wear a T-Shirt that reads..."DonaldTrump would make a Great President"...because I figure Even a Shark wouldn'tSwallow that.In the U.S.A. all Men are born Free and Equal...except for Donald Trump, who wasborn a little more free and equal...The saddest moment for a child is not when HE learns that Santa Claus isn't real. It'swhen HE learns that Donald Trump is.Blue-collar workers like Basketball. White-collar workers like Tennis. Heads ofcompanies such as Donald Trump like Golf. Which means, the more successful youbecome...The smaller your balls get.