Download or read book Why Do I Have to Eat Off the Floor? written by Chris Hornsey and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2007-03-06 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Murphy the dog asks his child-owner a barrage of "why" questions, she patiently answers each and every one, until she must reveal to him that he is not a person, but indeed, a dog.