Download or read book Crazy Kiwi Tops and Tails written by Sally Sutton and published by Puffin Books. This book was released on 2006-08-01 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Take 14 of New Zealand s best-loved native animals, split them down the middle and what do you get? Nearly 200 crazy Kiwi combos, from rare to wacky. Mix and match for hours of fun. Funny pictures of 'Moretaras', 'tuaporks', 'seawis' and 'ki-lions' are teamed up with similarly mismatched poems: 'My beak has nostrils at the end; it s useful I suppose. But don't you think it's kind of weird to suck food up your nose? If I'm a female, I'm a 'cow', although I never moo; A male's a 'bull', but kids are 'pups'. Does that make sense to you?'