Fasten Your Seat Belts and Eat Your Fucking Nuts

Fasten Your Seat Belts and Eat Your Fucking Nuts
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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages : 498
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ISBN-10 : 153542110X
ISBN-13 : 9781535421102
Rating : 4/5 (102 Downloads)

Book Synopsis Fasten Your Seat Belts and Eat Your Fucking Nuts by : Joe Thomas

Download or read book Fasten Your Seat Belts and Eat Your Fucking Nuts written by Joe Thomas and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-07-21 with total page 498 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In his debut book, 'Fasten Your Seat Belts And Eat Your F*cking Nuts', Joe Thomas - aka Flight Attendant Joe - takes you on an inappropriate storytelling journey about what really happens while you sit comfortably (unless you are in a middle seat, in that case - he's sorry) onboard a climate controlled airplane while sucking down cups of soda, snacking on unsalted peanuts, and playing dumb when you get caught smoking in the lavatory. Have you ever wondered what happens behind the scenes at 38,000 feet? Does the thought of banging a flight attendant intrigue you? What about a pilot? Do you regularly attempt at eavesdropping on flight attendant conversations while waiting to use the lavatory on a red-eye flight? If so, then this book was written for you. Nobody said traveling was easy and Joe Thomas has the stories to prove it. 'Fasten Your Seat Belts And Eat Your Fucking Nuts' will make you hungry for more than just another bag of pretzels. Each page drips with gossip, drama, and his own personal confrontations with passengers and coworkers that will leave you gasping for air one minute, and then busting out laughing the next. Joe's honest, heartwarming, - dick-slapping-in-your-face-comedy - will have you turning pages quicker than a hooker turns tricks.


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