Download or read book Have Jokes, Will Travel written by James Cason and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2006-08 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is the one thing we have in common? We love to laugh! From the car that creates its own music out of thin air and a mass murderer appearing on Jeopardy to the strange way in which the hunt for Osama bin Ladin first began, Have Jokes, Will Travel has it all. Author James Alan Cason provides an entertaining collection of witticisms as he ponders every topic imaginable: I wonder what tooth fairies do with all those teeth. They probably sell them to old people. Wayne is a recruiter for McDonalds. High school guidance counselors provide him with the names of students who definitely have no future. Question: What's another name for the material used during cosmetic surgeries? Answer: Ugly-be-gone. I refuse to eat German Chocolate cake! I'm not eating anything that was baked by a Nazi. Nothing is off limits for Cason, so if you love to laugh, you're in luck. Sit back, take a break from reality and enjoy the comedy in Have Jokes, Will Travel.