Download or read book Honk If You Love Aphrodite written by Daniel Evan Weiss and published by . This book was released on 1999 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written in the boisterous, ebullient style of Homer's Odyssey, Honk If You Love Aphrodite is the epic story of one man's quest to return to modern-day New York City and the woman he adores. Aphrodite, the goddess of love, sends her son to protect this mortal Stanley from the many perils of New York City. Stanley finds that his own divided heart becomes his greatest obstacle. Does he truly want to return to the woman, as he claims? It is the duty of Aphrodite's son to find out before dawn. This swift, hilarious adventure sweeps the reader through the city, and ultimately through the many faces of love in our time.