Download or read book How to a a Practically Perfect Pig written by Nick Ward and published by Hippo Bks. This book was released on 1999 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let me have a word in your ear... from one pig to another... Have you ever said the wrong thing? Or done something in front of visitors that makes your parents blush? Well never mind. It'shard to be good all the time. Follow the rules in this book and soon you will be a perfect pig. Just like me.