I've Been 16 for 34 Years
Author | : Julie Oliver |
Publisher | : Lulu.com |
Total Pages | : 242 |
Release | : 2009-08-01 |
ISBN-10 | : 9780578000862 |
ISBN-13 | : 0578000865 |
Rating | : 4/5 (865 Downloads) |
Download or read book I've Been 16 for 34 Years written by Julie Oliver and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2009-08-01 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Today's 50-year-old is the new 30-year-old. Do the math. It means...when we turned 16 we were really minus-4-years-old. This explains a lot. The corpuscles from our teen years still bob along through the arteries of our hearts, detouring around the clogs of middle age, searching for a place to fit in. We can laugh, we can cry, but 16 became a part of us. It's still lurking in murky corners. These essays and exaggerations will comfort you like a C+ on a calculus quiz. Hmmm...is it too late for extra credit? This modest epic has enabled thousands of humans to enjoy the imperfect wrinkles of life-without need for popularity, prestige, prosperity or plastic surgery. It could be in your hands. What are you waiting for? You're not getting any younger.