Download or read book The Fifth and Far Finer Than the First Four 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said written by Robert Byrne and published by Fawcett. This book was released on 1994-05 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Robert Byrne, America's #1 phrasemeister, is back--continuing his lifelong quest for the quickest quips, the sharpest retorts, and the brightest truths! And once again he hits the mother lode, offering up 637 perfect gems to sure to delight and enlighten you.... "My husband thinks that health food is anything he eats before the expiration date." RITA RUDNER "The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver." JAY LENO