Download or read book The Last Schwartz written by Deborah Zoe Laufer and published by Samuel French, Inc.. This book was released on 2008 with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 3m, 3f / Comedy The Schwartz family is on its last legs. Their father's dead and their Catskills home is up for sale. Norma's husband hasn't spoken to her since she turned their 15 year old son in for smoking pot. After five miscarriages it appears Herb's wife won't provide him with an heir. Simon has one foot on the moon. Gene's girlfriend is about to have an abortion. And nobody seems very clear about what it is to be a family anyway. What is it to be a family? Does anybody care any more? Is