Download or read book The Night of the Village Idiots written by Karl Dixon and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-05-12 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How could the removal of a family painting, a childhood fear of lightning, a storm of near Biblical proportions and the pub landlord's flu cause so much chaos? Simple. Add a dotty half-wit Lord of the manor, trap him indoors with his short fused and volcanic wife; ignite the head cooks flatulent backside with a lightning bolt, place a moderately unhinged Bavarian in charge of the village pub for the evening---allowing her to sell her own brain melting brew to a largely unprepared pub full of eccentric nut jobs---get those same residents to challenge her to an ill-fated drinking competition and round the evening off with the mass hypnotism of the entire pub. The villagers of Sleepy Hamlet could never be described as 'normal' by any stretch of the imagination, but tonight, even they've excelled themselves in the ancient art of 'Village Idiotry'.