Download or read book The Woman Who Is Always Tan And Has a Flat Stomach written by Lauren Allison and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2008-03-06 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this laugh-out-loud compendium, Lauren Allison and Lisa Perry take on soccer moms, video dads, rabid gardeners, and grating couples in a collection of short, punchy essays. You know that overprotective PTA mom who needs to be resuscitated after she finds out you fed her son a hotdog? Or that couple who sends out the annual holiday letter about how their little Timmy came up with an alternative to fossil fuels while you're proud of simply replacing the lint catcher in your dryer once a year? Less-than-perfect moms and dads everywhere will be sure to relate to the authors' portraits of the most annoying people around!