Download or read book Why Are There Monkeys? written by Brooke Jones and published by Luminare Press. This book was released on 2021-02-09 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IT'S AMAZING WHAT A DEAD WOMAN CAN DO IN JUST 8 MINUTES! "Smart, funny, and profoundly spiritual-a deeply moving experience that skeptics and believers alike can embrace. I loved it!" - Howard Rosenberg, Pulitzer Prize winning former Los Angeles Times columnist and author. If you think a conversation with God couldn't possibly be FUNNY, you're in for a very BIG surprise! Brooke Jones, Breast Cancer Warrior, Political Satirist, and former star of San Francisco and Los Angeles radio died...but her death was short-lived. 8 minutes passed here on Earth while she was busy being dead, but she wasn't on Earth - she was at Heaven's Front Door, having a Question and Answer Session with God! "What is the meaning of life?" "What religion is God?" "Is God male or female?" Brooke asked every question she could think of, and God provided the answers. The first thing she learned was that God has a sense of humor! (Well of course God has a sense of humor - have you ever seen a Platypus?) Was she returned to the Land Of The Living because of the startling final question she asked? Did all that she experienced really happen, or was it just the hallucination of a dying brain? She didn't know, until...she was given proof - absolute proof - proof she could not possibly deny! 'Why Are There Monkeys? (and other questions for God)" is the absolutely TRUE, INSPIRATIONAL, laugh-out-loud FUNNY story of one woman's Near-Death Question and Answer Session with God. "By God, Brooke Jones is a hell of a writer!" - Ben Fong-Torres, former Editor of Rolling Stone Magazine. "Delightful, insightful, spiritual and startlingly funny! It left me, an atheist, more of a believer than I was before. I loved every minute of it!" - Ray Richmond, former columnist with The Hollywood Reporter, Daily Variety, Orange County Register, LA Herald Examiner.